Author: Bingo Ashworth

I can’t see why everyone is laughing at this tragic song.

Vocals by Nat Gonorrhea on this charming piece from 86 years ago.

‘Looks like skin on a bone pile’ indeed!

Suggested by Andy Marshall, who found last week’s submission too much to bear. Old softie!

Although, in my case, I have to say every day’s great. Two long walks, two nice meals and a good chase of the tennis ball. And no cats.

Probably the saddest song ever written. In my humble opinion. Sob.

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Everybody’s doin’ it, apparently. If it involves weeing on lampposts, I’m up for it.