Author: Bingo Ashworth

Now that’s what I call singing!

I listened all the way through and, dammit, could find no mention of a dog. It’s a bloody instrumental!

Suggested by my friend Andy Marshall (and thanks for the treats).

If there’s anything I like better than a long walk, it’s two long walks. Or preferably three.

Great barking noises and lovely pictures.

This poor woman looks proper sickly. What she needs is a nice plate of steak and chips.

My ‘owner’ says this is unlistenable drivel but I like the barking bits.

There’s a three-legged greyhound in our village. He was a rescue dog and the owners don’t know how he lost his limb. Anyway, he’s still faster than me.

There won’t be many slumbering canines while this bird is singing.

I listened all the way through and heard not one reference to yellow tennis balls.